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The Rules Changed

As I wonder, where you are, who we be and where we are going, I realize, I have been too passive. I waited too long. I allowed an indiscretion. You may be pushing the rules to far. And you need rules, you always have. If I don’t hold you to the rules, we have no mutual understanding. This is an exploration, with simple rules. The rules will mostly be about following the rules. Simple rules, for a simple land.

This is a new land, a new game, games need rules. You have been given some. Now, a few more.
11. Our world is monotone. We are not.
12. You can not post a rule. Sorry, just one of the rules.
13. The Rules now have a new room, with a new door. The door is open, please go in, but as per rule number 12, don’t touch anything.
14. Failure to follow these, and previous, will lock you out of all doors. You will only be able to see through the window. A new key will be made. A clue will be given to its place.
15. Offensive disregard for the rules will lock you out altogether. A test of time and patience will be given to re-enter. You sometimes have niether, so keep this in mind. You thought you didn’t like riddles?
16. The rules were made to keep things simple. Occam is king.
17. Relax, sit, stay, you don’t have to speak to have anything to say. This is our world. No one knows we are here, well, almost no one.
18. Rules are meant to be changed, so offer a change.
19. Rules governing an offering:
19a. A formal request must be made. This is different from rule number 9, which is a request for a key.
19b. The request must be made in The Revelation (per rules 12 & 13)
19c. New requests can not trump old rules.
19d. The request must have a good title.
19e. Bad titles are no fun
19f. The title must be followed by one simple line: “I have a requested a rule. Ta Da!!”
19g. You must wait to be answered.
19h. Upon answering, courtesy must be maintained. Pay attention or your rule will not process.
19i. The rule must be either fun, futile, or obvious
20. Never question the rules or ruling.