In the barren and pointless land, where the mean ogre monster rules the rooms of home and is the owner of the doors and windows and walls of the barren and pointless land, The Keeper of Keys and Monkeys and Mondays held the ground they shared and watched as the mean ogre tried to play nice, though nice is not in his nature and the keeper knows his nature well, how he played the most uneven part as though he knew the knowing of the Keeper of Keys and Monkeys and Mondays even though the keeper would never buy today what the mean ogre would pay for on Tuesday. The war is not over with the ogre, in fact may have only just begun, but in the small victory of this first new battle, the Keeper of Keys and Monkeys and Mondays proclaims to the Plutocrat of Hats and Cheese to hold your swiss and cheddar, for yours will be victorious of stealers of time and projectors of numbers. Strange things are happening and we are breaking off from the barren and pointless land, tell no one, for they will tie strings and make connections that we will not see until they are permanent and we can not remember how to break them.