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Category Archives: The Revelation

I keep a monkey

And she has monkey legs. She howls. And hangs from hairs of my nose. So I am the keeper of keys and monkeys and mondays, but only on Tuesdays, always on Tuesdays. Do not fear the barren and pointless land, it is all an illusion, the wizard told me so. Pumpkins keep time in the […]

The plutocrat of hats and cheese

I love the idea of titles, but you are right in your correctness… they are the way of the others. Maybe we have them only when we want them, they only mean something only when we want them too, they change constantly and they have to sound as pompous as those in the barren and […]

The Baron of Barren

I wonder, do we want titles for ourselves in our new land, or does that seem contrary to the point. I just wonder. Titles can be fun, but they can also be heavy. And I do not want this to be heavy. Besides, what purpose would they serve, after all it is only you and […]

Adrift in a barren pointless land

I was stewing about being rejected… after jumping through hoops and following direction… feeling it was more trouble than it was worth… and I stopped wanting to play. I wandered aimlessless… and slipped back into that alternate place I survive in. I hate that place. It’s barren and pointless and has no soul. But I […]

!!System Error!!

Our new land is still a little shakey, we have to watch where we tread. Some things have been lost. I hope that you have the means to help. I had to go back. I think you have to too, but not as far. There was nothing that could be done. In our organization, we […]

A short journey

I met a wirzard today. He was tall of hat, and purple of head. He spoke no words. I was out securing new communications for future work. We shared a carriage and left each other at different points. Why don’t they call, why don’t they look deeper. It is all the same and the same […]

Rubber Ducky

You have filed a request, but you have not given it a name. I know not where you want to store your stories, so I can not help you create your place for your thoughts and ideas. Do you want one place with several rooms? Do you want several places? Do you want names for […]

The gate keeper must be punished

I tell you to look closer and I have not read your words. I look between but the lines go right over. There must be a punishment for this, you must create it. Butt remember, I enforce all other rules, so be wise, but not too merciful, I am due a punishing. You have confused […]

Look closer

The game has rules. You did well, but you went too far. The first step was too long. There is a grace period, no penalties. But request again, and this time look closer. The rules are simple: 19d (complete and very funny) 19f (complete, made funny by your observance of my error, we a now […]

Word

My thoughts were of your day, your sadness was early, I hoped it would clear. As my world grew dark I had no news of your day. I liked disport, a new word. A good word. Thank you. Mine was not a grievance, it was a concern.